| Byrdman EX-Wife Versions available to
date
(till I find my next ex-wife)
Doll
#1: This is the one
that stays the sweetest when you're around. Keep her in
the kitchen (she will always improve your appetite).
Doll
#2: This one will
try to get into your pockets and take anything she can find,
and will always want to go home with anyone who visits your
house. She is known to attack anything that moves. She will
want all from you (including a phone list of all your friends).
Keep her in the Bedroom (she is most comfortable in anyone's
bedroom).
Doll
#3: This one will
need you to constantly change her environment. (be
prepared for her fragrance to decrease when you don't change
the curtains and rugs on a monthly basis. Keep her in the
bathroom, she will always help to keep it clean & fresh!.
Doll
#4: Optional Ex-Girlfriend
Model . This is the best model if you don't
plan to keep her. You might want to have a change of fragrance
for an evening or two. It won't matter if you leave this
one in the motel as she knows the owner intimately. She
is best kept away from any liquor cabinet or else it will
change her scent. |