Thank you all for keeping me going here.
  ROFLMAO!!!!! Byrdman this is one of the funniest URLs I have seen. I was laughing until I reached the end. I especially like #26. My friend is a blonde and for some odd reason she always colors her hair red. Can't wait to see more of your rules. Spldbrt26
ByrdmanThis is the most one excellent piece of literature...and how true it is...are you in recovery....this stuff was all in my forth step...glad you put some humor to it...thanksbrian K
DAMN BIRDMAN!!!I wanted to comment but why should I?Any girl who reads your rules would never think twice about being with you.Unless she loves being criticized andanalyzed by someone who doesn't have the credentials to do so. You are a prime canidate to be comingout of the closet soon......! lolSuzanne 
I'm # 72~~ ~~ I enjoyed reading that~ make some more~
Byrdman

I have enjoyed reading your rules, LMAO all the way.
I am curious as to if you have considered making
an application form, I have no doubt that it would be according to your style, which would be a plus. It would be funny to watch as the lady responded.

Mike Note: Because of Mike's suggestion, we now have a Future Byrdman Ex-wife Application
Hi, Byrdman, That list is so funny, so true in many areas. I really enjoyed it. I'm sending the list to some of my "REALLY ONLY MALE FRIENDS." LOL! Not on my "to do" list.Keep up the good work. I enjoyed the list immensely.Thanks for making my day.Linda
LMAO Mr. Byrd those were soooo funnny and I am female what a mind you have I guess after being married and divorced 3 times you learn alot and need rules I have been married and divorced once so I do not have many rules yet :-) Add more that was just to good to end so soon and those ex-wife dolls CRACK ME UP! Take Care and follow the rules! :-) Renee
I am a redhead and not crazy, wild but not crazy. You can't figure us woman out. There are no right or wrong answers. Your web page is funny....Jenna 
Subject: siteHello byrdman, i was checking out your sight and could not help but die laughing! Alot of the things you said were so true! i am interested in reading your list of differences between men and women! IF you would please send it to me :) thanksLeslie
Byrdman,What a riot !!!!! After a day in the office, I needed some entertainment. Thank You. The worst part is, I can't say I disagree with you. The world is full of flukes, beware at all cost !!!Specific rule identification - Tell your readers # 30 is to the point. No real woman wants JUST SEX ! If you believe any woman that says so, you are requesting pain to hunt you down and beat you like a bad dog. # 46 - These people have a lot of nerve. Or I guess actually none at all. We all must, at sometime, grow up and accept the responsibility of being human. If a relationship fails, the fault rests with us both. And when he/she starts into blaming the problems on all of the rest of them, they are not taking their share of the blame. Self righteous hypos! # 51 - The difference between alcoholics and drunks is that the alcoholics attend the meetings. Us drunks don't. And last but not least, my curiosity is killing me. What's up with the flowered dresses? I ask because I don't do dresses at all, not even at work. I'm blue jeans and blouses all the way. Blouses because the boss had to draw the line somewhere. Take it or leave it. My apologies dear, you had a southern redneck female stumble into your page. (scary ha?!)I will be looking forward to new rules in the future. Take care and beware! Robin in Nashville
Subject: InterestingYes I laughed out loud. I admit it. I guess I don't match your criteria except fot the children thing. Mine are 18 & 20 and I'm glad they live in SC. Hope you have a nice evening. 
Subject: flower dresseswhats your problem with flower dresses? i have many and my fiance (wich took 39 years to find) always makes comments about them...im not realy sure if he likes them or not i didnt know this was a thing that bothers all men .. ^^^^^LAURA^^^^^
Byrdman I am a women and I like your { OFFICIAL LEARNED RULES OF RELATIONTIONSHIPS} you got some women down pat like the rules but not all women are like that but I am found some of your rules applied to me. I guess you can say that I am honest.
Hey,are you me (apart from the cat) - great site so far (and that's just 'The Rules'), pity it wasn't around 20 years ago though....There must be a rule about 'come round for a meal, just to talk it through', or even 'can I borrow your drill' - I'll work on it.DaveJ.
I am laughing my ass off, Byrdman... You nailed us dead-to-rights on almost all counts. (I don't understand your problem with breast implants, though. You people want us with big breasts, damnit. And then you bitch when we buy some.)My rule: Men get one Get Out of Jail Free card. More than one divorce, & I break out the flowered dress collection & tell him "I think I'm really falling for you". (Never fails...)