This guy is exactly why people in my profession have a bad reputation
I found this ad on Craigslist in Santa Fe.. he is obviously selling either illegal or stolen software.. these prices don't exist in the real world.. notice he leaves no phone number.. he just wants yours.. but check his superior 162 IQ.. and he swears alot...
Best software deals for all here , all work install activate - $20 (sante fe)
Date: 2009-08-12, 3:49PM MDT
Reply to: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX@caigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Now PLEASE don’t send me an e mail that says " I need Photoshop" send me an e mail with your phone number and a time to call and answer it, tell me your OS, memory, hard drive size, what u need, the time you can meet, or pay pal me and I’ll send the discs, read the whole ad, and get free computer tune up with all sales, and advice help on all software installs. be honest and forthright, realize that all white people in America don’t get fat , make babies , use u tube, download from lime wire, and drive gas guzzling SUVs, I’m a roadie, I’m a jazz pianist, I am ms certified, and I m nice...I have a 162 IQ and I’m honest and can help you a lot with your computer and business...
under 30 crowd :
READ THE DAM AD and tell me what you need and get me a way to get in touch with you. don’t send a IDIOTIC e mail with like: can I text you ?
NO you have to TALK...or : ":I need ms office but my computer is a windows 95 machine with 32 mgbs of memory and I want to run Photoshop cs4 on it...""
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>I HAVE almost any program and I have TONS MORE MAC AND PC stuff .IT ALL WORKS, INstalls, and activates, IF YOU CAN READ...
YOU MUST E MAIL ME A WORKING PHONE NUMBER AND A TIME TO CALL and ANWSER YOUR GOD DAM PHONE. And NO text messages when u get my cell...I hate text messages and dweeby white people who golf ANF have to have the newest software because it’s a status thing. Call best buys and pay 789 dollars to have them screw up your computer...They are dweeby white guys with good teeth, they can help you.
If in fact you want great deals on software e mail me with your number and a time to call and answer the phone, don’t text me when you get mine.,..And read the dam instructions I send you with the software. This requires more than a 6 second attention span.
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